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Detective Masterclass
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There was something disturbingly familiar about the words on the screen. The font was all pretty curves.
"You're in a RUclips channel description, Detective."
The truth split my skull open, a glaring green light washing the lies away. Words on the screen revealed the nature of the channel with heightened bravado, an underlying sense of paranoia as strangers read the typeface with mild interest, all wrapped up in an overwhelming amount of false positivity.
I was in a RUclips channel description. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
"LET US NEVER LOSE THE LESSONS WE HAVE LEARNED"
"You're in a RUclips channel description, Detective."
The truth split my skull open, a glaring green light washing the lies away. Words on the screen revealed the nature of the channel with heightened bravado, an underlying sense of paranoia as strangers read the typeface with mild interest, all wrapped up in an overwhelming amount of false positivity.
I was in a RUclips channel description. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
"LET US NEVER LOSE THE LESSONS WE HAVE LEARNED"
My Last Stand in Killing Floor 2
two barrels is all i need
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25 Cheesy Pickup Lines (Feat. Leon S. Kennedy)
Просмотров 65616 часов назад
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Metal Gear Solid 3 - MSG Eater
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Considering what happens later in the series, this is 110% justified. Want to support my works? You can use Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/masterclassdetectiveoffice (Donations are 3 Woolongs a pop.)
Leon Gives Jill an Unloaded Gun and She Shoots it
Просмотров 1,8 тыс.День назад
resident evil is a magic Want to support my works? You can use Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/masterclassdetectiveoffice (Donations are 3 Woolongs a pop.)
The Ocelot Unit is a Very Special Unit
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Sometimes I wonder if Ocelot trains his Ocelots to act like actual Ocelots. Want to support my works? You can use Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/masterclassdetectiveoffice (Donations are 3 Woolongs a pop.)
Metal Gear Solid 3's Biggest Betrayal
Просмотров 9 тыс.14 дней назад
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Resident Evil: Damnation - DARK SOULS EDITION -
Просмотров 66814 дней назад
Only the HARDEST difficulty for the HARDEST gamers. Want to support my works? You can use Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/masterclassdetectiveoffice (Donations are 3 Woolongs a pop.)
Letters From Leon #3
Просмотров 658Месяц назад
The dogs bark in Italy... and in Italian. Want to support my works? You can use Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/masterclassdetectiveoffice (Donations are 3 Woolongs a pop.)
Letters From Leon #2
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Absence makes spaghetti grow longer. Want to support my works? You can use Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/masterclassdetectiveoffice (Donations are 3 Woolongs a pop.)
Scramblin' Around The Forest
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Casual Sea of Thieves Gameplay
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Attempting to (Fly)Fish
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Letters From Leon #1
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Absence makes Leon's fringes grow longer. Want to support my works? You can use Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/masterclassdetectiveoffice (Donations are 3 Woolongs a pop.)
Gunpowder Cooking
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Leon Drunkenly Sings China Girl While You Watch Haplessly (ASMR?) (Fear and Loathing)
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Leon Drunkenly Sings China Girl While You Watch Haplessly (ASMR?) (Fear and Loathing)
funny pizza man eats the funny pizza
Просмотров 8672 месяца назад
funny pizza man eats the funny pizza
our man is built to last
That was epic and intense great job buddy btw! What round you make it to btw?
I don't remember exactly, but I think it was in the late 20's / early 30's!
This makes me wanna play KF2 again
Nice Jill ass😮
I got no idea why but the term 'no way fag' and the timing of it is comedic.
The laughs throughout this are perfect 😂
AI will soon seduce all your girls. Men, stand up and fight!
I'm literally crying
Okay, I can here that remix of 'Forget me not' in that background, fucken banger brah brah!
Her friendship toward Chris generates magazines in the slot man. Nothing confusing at all
Catching Ada with these ones 🔥🔥🔥
"Rizzi"-dent Evil 9 confirmed.
🤦♀️ (do it again)
Can’t wait to cosplay as Leon and try these on my crush!
I appreciate mentioning Claire 🥰 Some of those pick up lines were pretty good 😂
Wow... Leon wants to finally continue the bloodline 👌
Pretty good. Only thing missing was a reference to a china dress.
These are so cheesy but good at the same time 😭🤌
Only works if you look like Leon
The first one is actually good imo
I asked Google's Gemini AI to give me "25 Cheesy Pickup Lines" and this is what I got. Actual results may vary. If you're looking for more Leon cheesy one liner goodness, check out Episode 2 of the Aeon series by Ratlabs: ruclips.net/video/G9XcSCJbYds/видео.htmlsi=bx-M_BO24cLMIyKL For you Leon x Ada lovers, you'll find some gold there! (Also, I do the voice of Leon, believe it or not.)
YEAH I WAS SURPRISED WHEN I SAW THE CREDITS AND I SAW YOUR NAME
Yeah I'm like oh crap it's detectivemasterclass as Leon!
i want instant noodles now too..
I've had the Chicken flavored instant noodles way too many times. Nowadays I enjoy the simple pleasures of the Beef and Shrimp flavors more. The spicy and lime types are pretty good too, though I don't usually go for those.
Brand? I'm a maruchan guy myself.
Instant noodles?
Watch the very end at 0.25; his head and body rotate back in opposing ways, lmao
Women/People really don't know that if a guy loves a girlfriend/girl and his heart is 100% towards her, cutting the man off for no reason they don't know that that will undoubtedly mess with our heads in a DANGEROUS way
what gun? all I see is a juicy arm
''Boy I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder''
recreate this video when delta comes out
Screw EVA, I know we all came for 0:54
0:10 Proctitis is an STD that inflames the rectum. 🤓
I haven’t even played Resident Evil and even I’m upset.
😂
Shiiiit that's it? I thought those records were gonna say she had herpes or something...now THAT'S a damn betrayal!
Little did Leon realize Jill already unlocked Infinite Ammo for this movie so no need to reload.
*Listen up Rookies, class is in session. *
you watched it... more than once?
Previous movie have a better work in animation, this one looks ''chinesse cheap'' in faces, colours and body models
At least the cool flip hid that fact from me when I watched it 😂
Jill said she didn't have a gun, not that she didn't have spare magazines and the ability to load a pistol at the literal speed of light?
Can’t wait to see this in delta
Masterpiece
Clearly they had not enough apple juice during production...
The last time Capcom put serious effort into animations was Re6. Never forget that the hammers in Re7 are glitched and don't move even when the slide's locked back, and this has never been patched.
Wow never knew that. I watched an RE7 playthrough a couple of years ago. I'll re-watch it.
@MeatSim64 I uploaded pics to IMFDB of it too. They should still be there.
you are so brave for watching it so many times
the RE CG movies are in my "work background" playlist, so they kinda just float in the background as I do stuff so maybe brave isn't the correct word, something like insane would probably be a better fit
What a masterclass, Detective.
For added fun, Jill proceeds to double tap twice after this. In fact, I don't think there's any reloading in DI. As dumb as Vendetta was, at least there was reloading.
I just noticed this stuff because of you and it's so funny 😂
She loaded it in her inventory
Wait, did she shoot second time? Maybe there was 1 bullet loaded in?
true to his user name, OP is indeed the masterclass of detectives
💀
Master of reloading
lol